{"id":20359,"date":"2010-09-03T09:40:09","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T13:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20359"},"modified":"2010-09-03T09:43:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T13:43:25","slug":"obama-sending-ninjas-to-repel-hurricane-earl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20359","title":{"rendered":"Obama sending ninjas to repel Hurricane Earl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Hurricane-Ninjas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20360 aligncenter\" title=\"Hurricane Ninjas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Hurricane-Ninjas.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Hurricane-Ninjas.jpg 396w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Hurricane-Ninjas-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I found the above picture at <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/nphotos\/Taj-Johnson-does-tai-chi-exercises-Rehoboth-Beach-weather-Hurricane\/photo\/\/100903\/480\/urn_publicid_ap_org22b113b0ef204b59abcd4387510f2e12\/\/s:\/ap\/20100903\/ap_on_bi_ge\/earl\">Yahoo\/Associated Press<\/a> and they claim it&#8217;s a guy doing Tai Chi at Rehoboth Beach. But, (in my best Gordon Duff voice) it looks to me like Obama isn&#8217;t going to sit on his hands like GWB when Americans are threatened by hurricanes and he&#8217;s sending hurricane ninjas out to beat Hurricane Earl back into the sea.<\/p>\n<p>However, there is evidence that Hurricane Earl is a Mossad false-flag hurricane (Earl, like in Is-Ray-Earl?), so the ninjas&#8217; success isn&#8217;t guaranteed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found the above picture at Yahoo\/Associated Press and they claim it&#8217;s a guy doing Tai &hellip; <a title=\"Obama sending ninjas to repel Hurricane Earl\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20359\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Obama sending ninjas to repel Hurricane Earl<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}