{"id":20279,"date":"2010-08-26T12:48:20","date_gmt":"2010-08-26T16:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20279"},"modified":"2010-08-26T12:48:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T16:48:20","slug":"democrat-pelosi-might-die-before-i-have-to-vote-for-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20279","title":{"rendered":"Democrat: Pelosi might die before I have to vote for her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bobby Bright, a supposedly conservative congressman in Alabama <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20100826\/ap_on_go_co\/us_congressman_pelosi_1\">joked with his constituents at a Chamber of Commerce<\/a> meeting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi might be dead by the time he has to vote for her as Speaker next year. Ha-ha, backclaps all around.<\/p>\n<p>But it was an attempt to deflect the fact that he would indeed have to vote for Pelosi &#8211; hell, she might be kidnapped by amazonian lesbian aliens before January, too, but failing that event, Bobby Not-So-Bright would vote for her to be the Speaker. Obviously whoever asked the question was concerned about Pelosi returning to her gavel next year, and Not-So-Bright made a joke out of the answer.<\/p>\n<p>Even if Bright&#8217;s constituents vote for him because he&#8217;s conservative, they&#8217;re still going to get Nancy Pelosi. If Bright votes with Republicans on every single issue, they still have Nancy Pelosi who will decide which issues are put to a vote.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s furry ass how conservative a congressman is, if he&#8217;s a Democrat, he helps them get a majority and puts Nancy Pelosi in the Speaker&#8217;s chair. And it doesn&#8217;t matter who Bobby Bright votes for to be speaker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bobby Bright, a supposedly conservative congressman in Alabama joked with his constituents at a Chamber of &hellip; <a title=\"Democrat: Pelosi might die before I have to vote for her\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20279\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Democrat: Pelosi might die before I have to vote for her<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress-sucks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}