There’s just so much bullshit going on today, can you guys let me write a single post about everything? Thanks.<\/p>\n
First off, it’s TSO who is getting married, not me. Blackfive<\/a> wrote some wedding advice to TSO yesterday and everyone has been congratulating me. And frankly, I’m insulted. Not only am I better looking, you can find pictures of me on the internet in a reasonably sober state and without a glass of Guinness in my paw. And I was married 33 years ago – where were all of your well wishes, then? Dicks.<\/p>\n Leading the discussions on the blogs this morning is Ken Mehlman, former Bush campaign manager and RNC chairman. he’s suddenly come out and announced he’s ga<\/a>y. SFW? I’m always being preached to that gays are just like me, except for the whole flamboyant thing – and putting stuff in other people’s stuff. So what’s the big damn deal about Mehlman? Does it prove something? Does it mean something? Only to real homophobes, I suppose – homophobes who get their jollies “outing” Republicans. Dicks.<\/p>\n And this guy who slit a cab driver’s throat<\/a> in NYC yesterday.. Did you read about this? That pony-tailed fuck on a formerly conservative website blamed the Right, Pam Geller and Glen Beck until it was discovered that he was a film maker\/student for some Left Wing media company. Dick.<\/p>\n Alan Simpson, who sits on the President’s deficit commission called Social Security “a cow with 310 million tits<\/a>” in a private email and now the entire left is calling for his resignation. Well, it’s not really about the statement – it never is – it’s because Simpson advocates spending cuts instead of tax hikes and he’s winning the argument among the commissioners. So Bernie Sanders and Paul Krugman<\/a> along with a chorus of others think he should resign. Dicks.<\/p>\n The Washington Post writes today that “Glenn Beck rally will be a measure of the tea party’s strength<\/a>“. Yeah, we’ll just ignore that tea party rally in Washington on September 12th last year – that doesn’t count as a measure. We’ll try one that hasn’t happened yet. Dicks.<\/p>\n The EPA wants to ban lead ammunition<\/a>. That won’t price ammo out of the reach of the average hunter, will it? Just because it almost destroyed water fowl hunting doesn’t mean it’ll harm other hunting. Right? Dicks.<\/p>\n That firebombing at Democrat Representative Russ Carnahan’s office last week which was blamed on the tea party crowd? Guess who has been arrested in connection to it; a disgruntled Carnahan emplyee<\/a>\/Talking Point Memo blogger. Dick.<\/p>\n That’s enough dicks for one morning, isn’t it? Dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"