First, here is the preface from our intrepid lunatic at VT:<\/p>\n
– \u201cWe don\u2019t torture,\u201d squawked George W. Bush time and again; he was lying. Murat Kurnaz in Five Years of My Life: An Innocent Man in Guantanamo decribes the horror that we, America, became. –<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Oh shit! What did we get caught doing? Water boarding? Littering? Peeing in water bottles? No, executing via crucifixion.<\/p>\n
Although U.S. officials have attributed the torture of Muslim prisoners in their custody to a handful of maverick guards, in fact such criminal acts were widely perpetrated and systemic, likely involving large numbers of military personnel, a book by a survivor suggests. Additionally, guards were responsible for countless acts of murder, including death by crucifixion, lynching, poisoning, snakebite, withholding of medicines, starvation, and bludgeoning of innocent victims.<\/strong> And the murders committed by U.S. troops numbered at least in the hundreds, according to reliable sources.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Yeah, you know, I knew this would get out, and I can’t hide it anymore. Once Sniper and I took our troops out on patrol, and we got a bit bored. So we rounded up all the villagers we could find, and made a sort of Appian Way of crucifixes, just to relive a moment in Spartacus. Not proud of what we did, but, there it is. We also napalmed a village, raped Miss Piggy and boogie boarded down a pile of corpses.<\/p>\n
Oh no, wait, we did none of those things.<\/p>\n