{"id":19677,"date":"2010-07-08T13:51:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T17:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=19677"},"modified":"2010-07-08T13:53:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T17:53:20","slug":"hey-hon-i-found-out-dog-whisperer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19677","title":{"rendered":"Hey hon!  I found our Dog Whisperer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Puggle is a bit&#8230;..touched.  A typical day is yesterday when a bird shat on his head, and then he fell down into a hole while trying to take a dump.  He regularly ignores our disciplining, usually wagging throughout.  The no Ding Dong on Daddies rule is violated about twice a day.  So, I&#8217;ve been looking for a trainer.  Not anymore, thanks to Barstool Sports.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uTIHorI9Zf4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uTIHorI9Zf4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>BTW Caro, I know we talked yesterday at the church pre-marriage counseling thing about sharing in the big decisions together, and I promise to *try* to stick to that from here on out.  But, I read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/money\/industries\/retail\/2010-07-08-retailweddings08_ST_N.htm\">this article at USA Today<\/a> and I took the liberty of cancelling the Montage and rescheduling with Taco Bell.  The money we save can be spent on Gas-X for the guests.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lately some brides and grooms are using their weddings to show their love for more than just each other.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of getting married in a church or banquet hall, more couples are choosing their favorite retail spots as the backdrop for their special day. The shops range from T.J. Maxx to Taco Bell, and they all combine the couple&#8217;s love for a brand with a desire to have a wedding with a personal twist, says Rebecca Dolgin, executive editor of theknot.com.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Taco Bell. One couple said &#8220;I do&#8221; at an Illinois Taco Bell last January, while customers ordered tacos and chalupas. According to Taco Bell spokesman Rob Poetsch, the restaurant typically hosts about one wedding per year and doesn&#8217;t charge for the ceremonies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If there is anything I have learned in my (one week shy of) 40 years, it is that nothing says Twu Wuv like a baja Gordita.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/aJMqHDynnoY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/aJMqHDynnoY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Puggle is a bit&#8230;..touched. A typical day is yesterday when a bird shat on his &hellip; <a title=\"Hey hon!  I found our Dog Whisperer\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19677\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey hon!  I found our Dog Whisperer<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}