{"id":19493,"date":"2010-06-18T16:39:48","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T20:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=19493"},"modified":"2010-06-18T16:39:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T20:39:48","slug":"my-yearly-week-of-rum-monotony-and-the-lash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19493","title":{"rendered":"My yearly week of Rum, Monotony and the Lash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, I am off for the 2010 Virginia Boys State.  If you have kids attending&#8230;.be afraid, be very very afraid.  Actually, if you do, just email us, and I will check in to make sure they are behaving.  Anyway, likely no posts for me this week, not that you would notice my absence from my sporadic posting.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m going to get a few hours of sleep and leave Indy at 1am to make it by noon.  So, if you live anywhere in KY, WV or the western side of Virginia, stay off the highways, my contacts don&#8217;t work well when I am tired.<\/p>\n<p>To amuse you while I am gone, I give you the greatest Kazookeylele in the history of Kazookeylele players.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XAg5KjnAhuU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XAg5KjnAhuU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boston.barstoolsports.com\/\">Thanks to BSS<\/a> for putting me on to Kazookeylele Jones here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, I am off for the 2010 Virginia Boys State. If you have kids attending&#8230;.be afraid, &hellip; <a title=\"My yearly week of Rum, Monotony and the Lash\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19493\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My yearly week of Rum, Monotony and the Lash<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}