{"id":19448,"date":"2010-06-15T17:07:56","date_gmt":"2010-06-15T21:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=19448"},"modified":"2010-06-15T17:07:56","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T21:07:56","slug":"al-gore-big-fat-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19448","title":{"rendered":"Al Gore; big fat dork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This whole Al Gore-getting-a-divorce thing has me pissed off. He and Tipper &#8220;grew apart&#8221;&#8230;what does that mean? My wife and I married 33 years ago; We met in an elevator on January 15th, 1977 and married in a civil service on April 15th, 1977. We powered through some very difficult times, not the least of which was three teenage girls in the 90s. <\/p>\n<p>We ran out of things to talk about at times. Eleven years ago we were in virtual poverty (something Al Gore hasn&#8217;t experienced, I&#8217;m sure) when we moved to DC, then took off on our separate careers from our tiny apartment in Northeast.<\/p>\n<p>For more than three years, we didn&#8217;t see each other from Sunday night until Friday afternoon each week because of our hours. We piled our money away until, finally, it didn&#8217;t make sense for her to work because her wages equaled our taxes, so she quit being a nurse at Walter Reed and we moved to Silver Spring, MD to a bigger and cheaper apartment. I began telecommuting 3 times every week and we were home together all of the time, almost. Still no problems.<\/p>\n<p>This year we took our pile of cash and bought our first house and suddenly we had to take care of stuff landlords always worried about before. Luckily, we had a pile of cash with which to employ the entire state of West Virginia. Neither of us are contemplating divorce.<\/p>\n<p>Divorce is a tool of the young &#8211; a selfish tool to perpetuate their youths. (Yeah, I know, so yell at me.)<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/302670.php\">Ace, Gore is divorcing because he had a fling with Laurie David<\/a>. Is there a bigger skank than Laurie David? That&#8217;s what rock purveyors and entertainers do to keep the attention on them &#8211; Gore was almost our president, f&#8217;Pete&#8217;s sake. Personally, I feel loads better about casting my vote for Bush in 2000, don&#8217;t you? <\/p>\n<p>To me his current personae is like one of those fiftyish bald guys driving a Corvette with the top down and his ponytail (wrapped around both sides of his head, of course) waving at the college chicks in Georgetown. Grow the fuck up, Al, you&#8217;re such a douchebag that it&#8217;s splashing on the rest of us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This whole Al Gore-getting-a-divorce thing has me pissed off. He and Tipper &#8220;grew apart&#8221;&#8230;what does that &hellip; <a title=\"Al Gore; big fat dork\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19448\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Al Gore; big fat dork<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}