{"id":19406,"date":"2010-06-10T20:53:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T00:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=19406"},"modified":"2010-06-10T20:53:22","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T00:53:22","slug":"wookin-pa-nub-answer-key","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19406","title":{"rendered":"Wookin’ pa nub answer key!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, another rousing edition of Name that DUmmy <\/a>has run it’s course. Now, was the real DUmmy the one who said:<\/p>\n

Also the \u201cnever married\u201d part seems just a bit absurd \u2014 marriage is something almost everyone tries once (not me, but I\u2019m an asshole ), so I\u2019m not sure why a past experience matters that much.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Alas, no<\/a>. Although, he may be the most self-aware denizen of the swamp of sorrows.<\/p>\n

Was it<\/p>\n

I\u2019m no Don Juan myself, but i figure it\u2019s simple lack of effort on my part. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mr Lack of Effort (and tail apparently) is Chulanowa<\/a>. Frankly I am astonished folks aren’t flocking to him. Don Chulanowa does have a nice ring to it.<\/p>\n

Well, how about<\/p>\n

If your cute 18 year old daughter were to put up a profile on a dating site, would you not agree that she should have the right to exclude, say, men over 30, men without high school diplomas, men with kids, 400 pound men, smokers, or men making less than 20K a year?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Notwithstanding the fact that cute 18 year old girls don’t need to put up profiles (and should email all pics to admin[at]thisainthell[dot]us where they will find a mate for free when we post) this person is also a real DUmmy<\/a>. <\/p>\n

No friends and noble countrymen, the correct answer was the Brown Neck Gaitor’s cleverly disguised missive of love was #1:<\/p>\n

I think I put 18 to 64 \ud83d\ude42 . I did put that liberal political views were a \u201cmust have\u201d. I had this grand fantasy about doing political things together.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And so, the winners of this edition are:
\nFinrod
\nAND NO ONE ELSE. You people stink. Incidentally, Finrod is now 2\/2.<\/p>\n

And though you have won this event, alas, there is no real prize. However, I give you the video of Bittersweet Symphony which features clips from Cruel Intentions which only follows Wild Things and every episode of Charmed in the “Best things to watch while TV is on mute” category.
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This contest brought to you weekly be sponsors from the world of food. Today\u2019s installment brought to you by the fine people who make cup cakes. (Which is what my wedding will be having once my beloved child bride finds the ones she wants today at the bakery.)<\/p>\n

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