{"id":19194,"date":"2010-05-20T15:40:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T20:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=19194"},"modified":"2010-05-20T15:40:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T20:40:09","slug":"get-the-shotgun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19194","title":{"rendered":"Get The Shotgun&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I saw the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20100520\/sp_wl_afp\/britainoly2012mascot_20100520090149\">London 2012 Olympic mascots<\/a> coming towards me in Arizona, I would probably be within my legal rights to blast them:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/d.yimg.com\/a\/p\/afp\/20100520\/capt.photo_1274345993361-1-0.jpg?x=276&amp;y=345&amp;q=85&amp;sig=Z6uXc_Gi7lh4gCI8eo1o0g--\" alt=\"\" width=\"276\" height=\"344\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently they are &#8220;gender-neutral&#8221;, which will make stuffed animal versions of these creatures perfect gifts for the children of DU posters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I saw the London 2012 Olympic mascots coming towards me in Arizona, I would probably &hellip; <a title=\"Get The Shotgun&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=19194\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Get The Shotgun&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":607,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/607"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}