{"id":18971,"date":"2010-05-04T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=18971"},"modified":"2010-05-04T12:42:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T17:42:28","slug":"captain-obvious-speaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18971","title":{"rendered":"Captain Obvious speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Holder as quoted by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2010\/05\/04\/AR2010050400192.html?hpid=topnews\">Washington Post <\/a>this morning;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It was clear that the intent behind this terrorist act was to kill Americans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The man has a keen grasp of things that bite his face.<\/p>\n<p>Holder&#8217;s boss, General Observations, t<a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/livecoverage\/2010\/05\/faisal_shahzad_times_square_bo.html?hpid=topnews\">hanks the terrorists for building shitty firing circuits<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Justice will be done, and we will continue to do everything in our power to protect the American people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, we&#8217;ll protect the American people as long as terrorists remain incompetent boobs. After that all bets are off. Did I mention that a 40-year-old white guy with a bald spot magically became a 30-year-old Pakistani with a full head of hair over night?<\/p>\n<p>This particular incompetent boob has put <a href=\"http:\/\/www.habitatboom.com\/index.php?action=listingview&#038;listingID=1443990&#038;printer_friendly=yes\">his house on the market<\/a>. Any prospective home buyer should be aware that the seller tried to blow up New York with a couple of alarm clocks and fireworks. You might want to have the wiring checked out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Holder as quoted by the Washington Post this morning; &#8220;It was clear that the intent &hellip; <a title=\"Captain Obvious speaks\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18971\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Captain Obvious speaks<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-usual-suspects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}