{"id":18900,"date":"2010-04-30T06:35:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T11:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=18900"},"modified":"2010-04-30T06:35:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T11:35:18","slug":"tea-party-horror-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18900","title":{"rendered":"Tea Party horror story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Claymore sent us a link to a Democratic Underground discussion<\/a> in which a DUmmy tries to tell the story about how an evil “teabagger” on a three-wheeled motorcycle with a “huge American flag” on the back terrorized her poor hippie family as they were driving to the Whole Foods store to buy a supply of organically-grown arugula in their hybrid car that happened to have an Obama sticker on the bumper;<\/p>\n

Moments later he falls back and lets some space come between us and then speeds up to what must have been close to 100 mph and suddenly jerks into the next lane, up beside us and then pulls in front of us with less than a foot of space. My husband jerks to avoid hitting him and we ended up spinning out into the opposing lane. Being a good driver he managed to recover before we got hit, but we ended up behind the same trike rider at the next light. He proceeded to get OFF his trike, start flipping us off and screaming how we were the “scum of the earth and deserved to burn in hell, baby killers, and nazis” and a few other choice words that I won’t repeat as quite frankly I don’t remember everything he said since by that point I was literally shaking in terror<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yes, people in fragile motorcycles always attack larger, heavier cars – especially if they display huge American flags. Of, course, none of the DUers who join the discussion question question the veracity of the story – because it fits the template of hate-filled “tea baggers”. One of the numbnuts even heightens the silliness;<\/p>\n

16. I have two switches on my dashboard…\t<\/p>\n

The first switch flashes the brake lights, even if I’m not braking.<\/p>\n

This deters all but the most repulsive nazi road-raging types.<\/p>\n

The second switch flashes the WHITE REVERSE lights.<\/p>\n

Even the most die-hard bush-nazi type would spin out off the freeway.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sure you do, gumball. I have two switches on my dashboard, too. One incinerates every hippie within 50 feet of my car. The other just punches them in the dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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