{"id":18833,"date":"2010-04-27T11:31:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=18833"},"modified":"2010-04-27T11:31:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:31:12","slug":"my-holy-shit-the-sawks-won-a-game-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18833","title":{"rendered":"My &#8220;holy shit the sawks won a game&#8221; post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/news\/boxscore.jsp?gid=2010_04_26_bosmlb_tormlb_1\">They stink on ice.  <\/a>  By the end of the season I half expect a midget in a pompadour to start on the mound for them on the theory that even he won&#8217;t give up 6 runs an inning.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I have been sitting on this video I wanted to share for quite a while, and since I am not at all certain we will win another game all year long, I will use it today.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VAJ-aQyhF0Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VAJ-aQyhF0Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>[For those who don&#8217;t know, I have to exercise &#8220;negative chi&#8221; in order to get the contrary result.  For instance when UMASS is up 3 with 2 minutes to go, I send out emails to everyone prognosticating a 20 point loss.  When I get a par, I immediately assume the next whole will be a quintuple bogey.  Etc. This here represents my effort to drag the Sox out of the shit hole basement where they are fornicating grotesquely with the likes of B-More.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They stink on ice. By the end of the season I half expect a midget in &hellip; <a title=\"My &#8220;holy shit the sawks won a game&#8221; post\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18833\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My &#8220;holy shit the sawks won a game&#8221; post<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}