{"id":18818,"date":"2010-04-26T07:49:08","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T12:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=18818"},"modified":"2010-04-26T07:49:08","modified_gmt":"2010-04-26T12:49:08","slug":"gay-dog-denied-resturant-seating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18818","title":{"rendered":"“Gay” dog denied resturant seating"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stop me if you’ve heard this one; So a blind man takes his dog into a Thai restaurant<\/a>…<\/p>\n

Ian Jolly was told he could not take guide dog Nudge into the Thai Spice last May because a member of staff objected, The Sunday Mail reported.<\/p>\n

The restaurant’s owners said a misunderstanding had arisen between Jolly’s female companion and a waiter who understood the woman “to be saying she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant”.<\/p>\n

“The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog,” the owners said in a statement to South Australia’s Equal Opportunity Tribunal.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The restaurant was forced to pay $1500 to the slighted blind man and write him an official apology. First of all, how does anyone know if a dog is gay unless the dog tells someone – all dogs try to hump everyone all of the time – that’s why we call them dogs. Secondly, whoever was offended by the presence of a gay dog has some serious issues. <\/p>\n

Finally, the dude needs a hearing aid. I only hear about half of what people tell me and if I’d heard “gay dog”, I’d have chalked it up to my bad hearing – not immediately demand the perverted pooch removed from my restaurant lest he break into a medley of Bette Midler and Cher songs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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