{"id":18452,"date":"2010-04-07T09:39:41","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T14:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=18452"},"modified":"2010-04-07T09:41:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T14:41:39","slug":"like-the-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18452","title":{"rendered":"Like the French&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/b5.bmp\" alt=\"b5\" title=\"b5\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18453\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/milblogging.com\/votestandings.php?mode=branch\">I am surrendering on Day 3.  <\/a><\/p>\n<p>I went to bed last night up by 10 votes, thinking TAH was the shi&#8217;ite, and woke up this morning with Matty O&#8217;Blackfive drinking my coffee, beating my dog, and Caro serving him stacks of waffles.  I hereby surrender to the paratrooper of love, who beat us quicker than Rosie O&#8217;Donnell beat anorexia.  Us trying to beat Blackfive is like David Carrdine trying top beat suffocation&#8230;like IVAW trying to beat their glue sniffing addiction.<\/p>\n<p>However, I want to congratulate them on their win, because let&#8217;s be honest, Blackfive is the BEST there is, and they&#8217;ve been very good friends to us.  However, at next year&#8217;s milbloggies, if we win I am wearing this with a black tie:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/img.game.co.uk\/ml\/3\/3\/0\/7\/330750ps_500h.jpg\" title=\"Vader\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am surrendering on Day 3. I went to bed last night up by 10 votes, &hellip; <a title=\"Like the French&#8230;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=18452\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Like the French&#8230;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}