{"id":17914,"date":"2010-03-10T08:04:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T13:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17914"},"modified":"2010-03-10T08:09:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T13:09:51","slug":"officers-everywhere-please-send-officer-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17914","title":{"rendered":"Officers everywhere (please send officer jokes.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tradocgoldcrestp.png\" alt=\"tradocgoldcrestp\" title=\"tradocgoldcrestp\" width=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tradocgoldcrestp.png 600w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tradocgoldcrestp-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tradocgoldcrestp-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dude, I am literally surrounded by them.  Somewhat inexplicably I was invited to attend the US Army&#8217;s TRADOC (Training and Doctrine Command) Senior Leaders Conference in Williamsburg Virginia.  It&#8217;s like seeing a whole different world.  Nicest damn resort I ever saw, and my clubs are 1000 miles away.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, just wanted to let y&#8217;all know I was out of contact, and if you guys could send me standard enlisted\/NCO emails every now and again so I can retain my map reading skills etc, I would appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, just send some officer jokes so I can share them with the Generals (I have seen at least 5).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude, I am literally surrounded by them. Somewhat inexplicably I was invited to attend the US &hellip; <a title=\"Officers everywhere (please send officer jokes.)\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17914\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Officers everywhere (please send officer jokes.)<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}