{"id":178984,"date":"2026-02-01T08:00:06","date_gmt":"2026-02-01T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=178984"},"modified":"2026-01-31T23:08:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-01T04:08:59","slug":"stupid-people-of-the-week-199","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=178984","title":{"rendered":"Stupid people of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Trouserless trespasser found asleep in German retirement home turns out to be US soldier<\/h3>\n

A retirement home in this Army garrison town got quite a kick in the pants over the weekend: a drunk American soldier who wasn\u2019t wearing any.<\/p>\n

The unidentified soldier was found sleeping in an unoccupied room Sunday by an employee who had been delivering breakfast to residents, an Eschenbach police statement said.<\/p>\n

Investigators described the soldier as \u201cheavily intoxicated\u201d and wearing only a sports jersey and underwear, several local media outlets reported.<\/p>\n

The soldier couldn\u2019t say how he ended up at the retirement home, according to authorities, who said he may have entered the facility during a shift change.<\/p>\n

The incident drew widespread attention across the U.S. Army Garrison Bavaria community, with many members sharing the story on social media.<\/p>\n

The garrison referred questions about the unit and identity of the soldier to the 173rd Airborne Brigade.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe are working in close cooperation with our host nation partners to investigate the incident,\u201d brigade spokeswoman Capt. Jennifer French said Tuesday. \u201cThe soldier is with their unit, and we await the investigation\u2019s findings before determining next steps.\u201d<\/p>\n

Authorities did not report any injuries or damages from the incident.<\/p>\n

Investigators also are examining a possible connection between the soldier and a stolen license plate reported around the same nursing home, Eschenbach police said. The suspect in that case was also seen wearing a soccer jersey.<\/p>\n

A civilian spokeswoman for the garrison, Kayla Overton, said military police officers often patrol popular spots for soldiers in the off-base Grafenwoehr area.<\/p>\n

The patrols are aimed at preventing crimes and helping disoriented or intoxicated soldiers return to their residence, Overton said.<\/p>\n

As for how the soldier lost his trousers, the mystery persists.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Source; Stars and Stripes<\/a><\/p>\n

Man accused of posing as FBI agent in apparent attempt to spring Luigi Mangione from prison<\/h3>\n

A Minnesota man was charged Thursday with impersonating an FBI agent after he showed up at a federal prison in New York City claiming to have a court order to release an inmate, identified by a law enforcement source as accused killer Luigi Mangione.<\/p>\n

Mark Anderson, 35, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn late Wednesday after prison workers asked to see his credentials and he produced a Minnesota driver\u2019s license and \u201cclaimed to be in possession of weapons,\u201d according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of New York.<\/p>\n

Anderson also claimed \u201cthat he was an FBI Agent in possession of paperwork \u2018signed by a judge\u2019 authorizing the release of a specific inmate,\u201d the complaint says.<\/p>\n

The court document does not name the inmate.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnderson also displayed and threw at [Bureau of Prisons] officers numerous documents,\u201d the complaint says. \u201cThey appear to be related to filing claims against the United States Department of Justice.\u201d<\/p>\n

In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a \u201cround steel blade\u201d that resembled a pizza cutter.<\/p>\n

Anderson had traveled to New York from Minnesota for a job opportunity that didn\u2019t work out, and he had been working at a pizzeria, the law enforcement source said.<\/p>\n

Anderson was ordered detained Thursday after a magistrate judge found that he posed a flight risk, a spokesperson for the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of New York said.<\/p>\n

According to the Federal Bureau of Prisons inmate locator, Anderson is housed at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.<\/p>\n

His court-appointed federal public defender did not respond to a request for comment.<\/p>\n

Mangione, 27, has been at the federal lockup in Brooklyn since December 2024, after he was arrested and accused of ambushing and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in midtown Manhattan.<\/p>\n

Charged in New York with second-degree murder, Mangione has also been charged with four federal counts: two of stalking, one of murder and one of using a firearm to commit murder.<\/p>\n

Mangione has pleaded not guilty to all the charges.<\/p>\n

Attorney General Pam Bondi announced in April that the government would seek the death penalty for \u201can act of political violence\u201d and a \u201cpremeditated, cold-blooded assassination that shocked America.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then, in August, federal prosecutors argued in a filing that Mangione poses a threat to the public because he is actively seeking to influence others to follow in his footsteps.<\/p>\n

\u201cSimply put, the defendant hoped to normalize the use of violence to achieve ideological or political objectives,\u201d they said in the document. \u201cSince the murder, certain quarters of the public \u2014 who openly identify as acolytes of the defendant \u2014 have increasingly begun to view violence as an acceptable, or even necessary, substitute for reasoned political disagreement.\u201d<\/p>\n

Since his arrest, Mangione’s legal defense fund has raised more than a million dollars in donations as people angry with the country\u2019s for-profit medical system have voiced their support.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Source; NBC News<\/a><\/p>\n

Carbon County sheriff’s deputy accused of playing cornhole without pants in driveway<\/h3>\n

An employee with the Carbon County Sheriff’s Office has been scheduled to appear in court after he was accused of playing cornhole without pants in his driveway.<\/p>\n

Rick Adams, 62, was charged with obstruction of justice, a class A misdemeanor; and lewdness, a class B misdemeanor.<\/p>\n

His court date has been scheduled for Monday, Feb. 2.<\/p>\n

Charging documents state that Adam was seen in his driveway on Aug. 7, 2025, playing cornhole, “without any pants or underwear on.”<\/p>\n

The court documents did not state whether he was wearing any other clothes.<\/p>\n

When an officer responded to investigate the situation, they said Adams reportedly provided a false video he claimed to be of the incident to prove his innocence.<\/p>\n

“[Adams], in fact, made the video after the incident and lied about it to investigating officers,” the documents state.<\/p>\n

On July 19, 2018, the Carbon County Sheriff’s Office recognized Adams for being a “great asset” to the community.<\/p>\n

“Rick is a great asset to our community and our Sheriff’s Office family,” they said at the time. “Thank you Sgt. Adams for your commitment to Carbon County!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Source; KUTV<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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