{"id":17831,"date":"2010-03-08T08:50:58","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T13:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17831"},"modified":"2010-03-08T08:54:01","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T13:54:01","slug":"so-who-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17831","title":{"rendered":"So who is it?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been waiting for confirmation that the American who the Pakistanis claim is Adam Pearlman has been captured. Pearlman is the son of hippie goat herders in California, also known as Adam Gadahn, also known as the Pillsbury Doughboy of al Qaeda. Early reports yesterday seemed<\/a> to confirm that Pearlman is in custody in Pakistan. <\/p>\n

But Fox News says<\/a> there’s some doubt to the prisoner’s identity. I guess there are two fat white boys running around Pakistan. And what with the current administration policy of taking prisoners to Baskin Robbins for an ice cream cone between questions (hoping the brain-freeze will break the terrorists – it’s still not known if the administration has the approval of Tony Camerino<\/a> yet) we probably won’t get a confirmation on his identity until the little fatty has had his fill of banana splits. The word is that the CIA is withholding colorful sprinkles from Pearlman’s sundaes.<\/p>\n

I also hear that Adam Kokesh and Rand Paul are reaching out to Pearlman with requests that he endorse them for their respective primary runs during Pearlman’s interrogations.<\/p>\n

Of course, that hasn’t stopped you guys from inundating my mailbox with the announcement that Pearlman has been captured – thanks to all of you, but I was being cautious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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