{"id":17794,"date":"2010-03-04T14:46:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T19:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17794"},"modified":"2010-03-04T14:46:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T19:46:23","slug":"im-pretty-sure-caro-would-tan-my-ass-for-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17794","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m pretty sure Caro would tan my ass for this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but for you single guys, I provide <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womensaynotowar.org\/article.php?list=type&#038;type=423\">this as a public service announcement <\/a>from the lookers at Code Pink:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When you join together on a bridge in your community, you are connected to the women of Iraq, Sudan, Nigeria, Bosnia Kosovo, and beyond.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that &#8220;join together on a bridge&#8221; is slang for a threesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but for you single guys, I provide this as a public service announcement from the lookers &hellip; <a title=\"I&#8217;m pretty sure Caro would tan my ass for this&#8230;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17794\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m pretty sure Caro would tan my ass for this&#8230;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}