{"id":17682,"date":"2010-02-25T16:31:45","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T21:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17682"},"modified":"2010-02-25T16:31:45","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T21:31:45","slug":"of-ass-clowns-and-that-damn-karma-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17682","title":{"rendered":"Of Ass Clowns and that Damn Karma Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of you are probably familiar with Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Orlando).  This is the blowhard that is even more unhinged than Olberman who cannot resist any opportunity to demonstrate what a complete buffoon he is.<\/p>\n<p>Grayson serves on the House Committee on Science and Technology and for reasons beyond anything I can imagine the committee felt compelled to tour Niger in Africa.  It was probably not because Niger is so far ahead of the US in science or technology, was it?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway during his stay a military coup kicked off.  These things aren\u2019t terribly uncommon in countries like Niger that are so scientifically and technologically advanced.  And it was Thursday which is always a good day for a bloody overthrow of the government.<\/p>\n<p>As the unrest was growing closer to the US embassy where the congressional delegation was staying an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orlandosentinel.com\/news\/local\/state\/os-grayson-rescued-in-niger-20100225,0,3126291.story\">immediate evacuation of the fat, blathering class <\/a>was essential.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Grayson was on a House Committee on Science and Technology tour last Thursday when a military coup closed the airport in Niger and then took over the government, violently entering buildings close to the U.S. Embassy compound where he was staying.<\/p>\n<p>Grayson and others on his tour were evacuated from the embassy the next day aboard a helicopter owned by a subsidiary of Xe Services LLC. That company emerged from Blackwater USA after the controversial contractor reorganized following investigations into its international activities, including killing civilians in Iraq.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Rumor has it that the uncontrollable laughter caused by this idiot\u2019s rescue is what sent the evil Dick Cheney to the hospital.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of you are probably familiar with Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Orlando). This is the blowhard that &hellip; <a title=\"Of Ass Clowns and that Damn Karma Thing\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17682\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Of Ass Clowns and that Damn Karma Thing<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}