{"id":1757,"date":"2008-05-28T17:11:48","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T21:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2008-06-04T15:45:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-04T19:45:40","slug":"vote-for-barry-or-enlist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"Vote for Barry or Enlist!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/article\/30080_Daily_Kos-_Hope_Change_and_Gruesome_Death\">Little Green Footballs <\/a>has this bit of lunacy from the Daily Kos.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you\u2019re going to help McCain get elected, you need to take responsibility for your actions. This election is bigger than you. It\u2019s bigger than Barack Obama. It\u2019s bigger than Hillary Clinton. Lives will be saved or lost depending on who is elected in November, and if you\u2019re going to willfully help prolong the war, it\u2019s time to do the honorable thing and enlist.<\/p>\n<p>Click here to locate a U.S. Army recruiter in your area.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t worry, you\u2019ll still be able to get election results from Baghdad, and you\u2019ll still be able to \u201csit this one out\u201d under the comfort of a mortar attack. And yes, I\u2019m sure hearing about an Obama defeat will seem all the more sweet when you\u2019re laying in the choking aftermath of an IED explosion with a piece of half-melted plastic burning a hole into your intestines. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll be comforted by the knowledge that history had no place for President Obama when you\u2019re staring at the empty space where your leg used to be. And certainly, I\u2019m sure the crippling terror of post-traumatic stress disorder will be nowhere as severe as the disingenuous \u201cconcern\u201d you\u2019ll suffer over debunked Rezko conspiracy theories and the excited ramblings of a liberation theologian.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I won\u2019t go into the FACT that Barry is tied very closely both personally and financially to Rezko who is in fact about to go to jail for being a crook and a conman who stole millions from Barry\u2019s inner city constituents.<\/p>\n<p>Nor will I start with Barry\u2019s piss poor judgment for sitting on his pathetic ass for over 20 years listening to \u201cexcited ramblings\u201d like GOD DAMN AMERICA!<\/p>\n<p>But let\u2019s look at the whole \u201cVote Barry or Enlist\u201d alarm.  I guess the idea is that if you vote for anyone other than the Messiah you should enlist or forever be a hypocrite.<\/p>\n<p>Well dumb ass, if you love Barry so much, you might want to help him achieve one of his objectives.<\/p>\n<p>From Barry\u2019s website:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Expand the Military: We have learned from Iraq that our military needs more men and women in uniform to reduce the strain on our active force. Obama will increase the size of ground forces, adding 65,000 soldiers to the Army and 27,000 Marines.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, what\u2019s it going to be numb-nuts?  Planning to follow the Messiah\u2019s stated goal?  Of course you aren\u2019t, you POS.  You don\u2019t have the courage to help Barry and his big \u201cChange\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s okay though; see the Democrats have thought of the lack of personal courage among their many followers.  So, they are going to draft your sorry ass!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8211; Press Release from Congressman Charles Rangel (D-NY)<br \/>\nFEB &#8211; 2006<br \/>\nThe bill would mandate military service for men and women between the ages of 18 and 42.  Deferments would be allowed only for completion of high school up to the age of 20, and for reasons of health, conscience or religious belief.  Recruits not needed by the military in any given year would be required to perform some national civilian service.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Green Footballs has this bit of lunacy from the Daily Kos. If you\u2019re going to &hellip; <a title=\"Vote for Barry or Enlist!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=1757\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vote for Barry or Enlist!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}