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Fat Loser Generals Can Get Bent<\/h3>\n

Kurt Schlichter<\/strong>
\nI was one of those many, many retired officers who thought it was great when Pete Hegseth walked in and told an assembly of hundreds of generals and admirals that they suck and are fat, and they needed to unsuck and get unfat. Well, he was a little more polite than that, but not much. Of course, when their subordinates screw up in a massive way like these generals and admirals have over the last three decades, these generals and admirals would not have sugarcoated it. There would be no talk of feelings, no hugging. They would nuke their delinquent subordinates until they glowed. Some of the flag officers\u2014 the ones with a future in a military devoted to winning wars\u2014 appreciated this refreshing dose of toxic masculinity, but far too many of them channeled Margaret Dumont and are now scrambling to the press like little weasels to leak the anonymous equivalent of, \u201cOh, well, I never!\u201d<\/p>\n

It\u2019s embarrassing: \u201cPete Hegseth was mean to us, and we aren\u2019t going to be friends with him anymore! We\u2019re totally gonna write a whole page on him in the slam book!\u201d<\/p>\n

No, really. The Washington Times got the scoop from these feminine cowards who donned the camouflage of anonymity to slag their boss instead of pulling their stars from their epaulets and slamming them on his desk. Nobody resigns anymore; they just gossip and talk smack behind people\u2019s backs. It\u2019s like Mean Girls with a camo color palette: The aggression is passive, and these generals and admirals have won the same number of wars as Regina, Karen, and Gretchen. The big difference is that what these flag officers can\u2019t make happen is not \u201cfetch\u201d but \u201cvictory.\u201d<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s review some of the achievements of the generals and admirals who are mad because Pete Hegseth doesn\u2019t appreciate their awesome awesomeness:<\/p>\n