{"id":17535,"date":"2010-02-18T12:38:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17535"},"modified":"2010-02-18T12:38:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:38:02","slug":"coolest-woman-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17535","title":{"rendered":"Coolest woman alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you don&#8217;t care, but Sade has released her first album in 11 years. I don&#8217;t usually give a rat&#8217;s ass about entertainers, but Sade has to be the coolest woman alive. Her stage presence is just so&#8230;.cool. She&#8217;s not a stunning beauty or anything, but between her voice and the way she moves just gets to me. And I think her band is one of the best jazz bands ever. <\/p>\n<p>Well, TSO gets to post his rapping Irish dwarf pimp witches&#8217; songs, so listen to this during your lunch;<\/p>\n<p><object id=\"flashObj\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9\/10172910001?isVid=1&#038;publisherID=59121\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><param name=\"flashVars\" value=\"videoId=61450850001&#038;playerID=10172910001&#038;domain=embed&#038;\" \/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" \/><param name=\"seamlesstabbing\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swLiveConnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9\/10172910001?isVid=1&#038;publisherID=59121\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" flashVars=\"videoId=61450850001&#038;playerID=10172910001&#038;domain=embed&#038;\" base=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" name=\"flashObj\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" seamlesstabbing=\"false\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" swLiveConnect=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you don&#8217;t care, but Sade has released her first album in 11 years. I &hellip; <a title=\"Coolest woman alive\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17535\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coolest woman alive<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}