{"id":17336,"date":"2010-02-09T08:31:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T13:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17336"},"modified":"2010-02-09T08:31:35","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T13:31:35","slug":"about-that-jockstrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17336","title":{"rendered":"About that jockstrap&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/jockstrap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/jockstrap.jpg\" alt=\"jockstrap\" title=\"jockstrap\" width=\"444\" height=\"253\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/jockstrap.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/jockstrap-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/ktrk\/story?section=news\/local&#038;id=7264718\">local news station<\/a>, which will remain nameless, since they don&#8217;t want to mention us, discovered that the reason Michael McManus is wearing a bandage on his pointy noggin is because he had a panic attack when the feds came to arrest his pathetic ass;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>His attorney says McManus&#8217; head was bandaged today because he had suffered a panic attack, but gave no more information. If he is convicted on charges of stolen valor, McManus could be sentenced to up to a year in federal prison.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In related news, one of our diligent readers wrote that she commented on nearly every Old Media website which mentioned McManus and she chastised the Old Media outlets for not crediting the milblogs for the take down. She claims that every one of her comments were removed. As TSO said, he spoonfed that reporter for weeks until he finally summoned the testicular fortitude to knock on big, bad McManus&#8217; door.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome, fuckstick. Advice for the next time you come to the milblogs for help; pound sand, stickboy. Practice writing obituaries and police blotters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local news station, which will remain nameless, since they don&#8217;t want to mention us, discovered &hellip; <a title=\"About that jockstrap&#8230;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17336\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">About that jockstrap&#8230;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,6,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggers-and-stuff","category-media","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}