{"id":172766,"date":"2025-08-15T15:46:06","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T19:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=172766"},"modified":"2025-08-15T15:49:32","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T19:49:32","slug":"seattle-stolen-valor-shooting-new-angle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=172766","title":{"rendered":"Seattle “Stolen Valor” Shooting – New Angle"},"content":{"rendered":"

[videopress El1wE1LM]<\/p>\n

Story\/video credit: K5<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0Author:<\/span> Maddie White\u00a0 Published:<\/span> August 13, 2025<\/p>\n

ValorGuardian\/TAH commentary…<\/p>\n

BREAKING: Epic wheelchair joust goes viral as humanity collectively loses its mind (again)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fresh battlefield footage has emerged from what historians will surely call ‘The Great Rolling Thunder Incident of 2025.’ Our intrepid war correspondent (some guy with a phone) has provided a frame-by-frame breakdown that’s more intense than a Ken Burns documentary about parking lot disputes.<\/p>\n

Now look, I feel for Captain Wheels here, I really do. But homie came charging in like he was leading the cavalry at Gettysburg, except instead of a horse it’s a wheelchair and instead of noble sacrifice it’s… well… gestures vaguely at everything. Dude rolled up with the energy of a medieval knight who forgot he left his armor at the dry cleaner’s.<\/p>\n

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Is it just me, or does Wheelchair Man appear to have his Sergeant Major at full attention?<\/em><\/p>\n

This whole mess has fewer heroes than a reality TV show about influencers. It’s like watching two people argue over who gets to be the captain of the Titanic AFTER it hit the iceberg.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, some poor judge is going to have to sit through hours of testimony about this masterpiece of human decision-making, probably while quietly updating their LinkedIn profile to ‘seeking new opportunities in literally any other field.’<\/p>\n

Folks, this is why aliens won’t visit us. They’re up there with their advanced technology watching this footage like ‘Nope, still not ready for contact.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[videopress El1wE1LM] Story\/video credit: K5\u00a0 \u00a0Author: Maddie White\u00a0 Published: August 13, 2025 ValorGuardian\/TAH commentary… BREAKING: Epic … Seattle “Stolen Valor” Shooting – New Angle<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":663,"featured_media":172759,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[408],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stolen-valor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/663"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172766\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/172759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}