{"id":17097,"date":"2010-01-29T10:50:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T15:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=17097"},"modified":"2010-01-29T10:50:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T15:50:09","slug":"and-now-for-something-completely-different","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17097","title":{"rendered":"And now for something completely different…."},"content":{"rendered":"

From Craiglist<\/a>, via my Girlfriend<\/a>:<\/p>\n

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)<\/p>\n

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\nDate: 2010-01-26, 9:47PM CST
\nReply to: sale-8pxpt-1572508132@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]<\/p>\n

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High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
\n1 available!
\nHistory of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
\nAll sales are final!!
\nWill complete transaction after the game! (and I’ll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
\nPictures\/documentation available upon request.
\nNo perverts!!!!!
\nEmail for additional information! <\/p>\n

Location: Miami
\nit’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Reminds me of this classic:<\/p>\n

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