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From Brown Neck Gaitor comes a potential client for Branum<\/a>:<\/p>\n U.S Army soldier was arrested Monday in Volusia County. Deputies say he stole a military Humvee and took off.<\/p>\n Deputies say Private Sean Johnson drove the Humvee from his army base at Fort Stewart in Georgia all the way into Volusia when he ran out of gas. A Volusia County deputy saw the vehicle stranded on Interstate 95 near the Port Orange exit and stopped to check it out. He got suspicious when Johnson didn’t have any military paperwork to prove he was on a military mission.<\/p>\n The deputy called the Army. Army police say Johnson was AWOL and had stolen the Humvee earlier in the week. Johnson is in the Volusia County jail facing grand theft charges.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Branum has gotten more criminals off the streets than anyone I can name with the possible exception of Joe Arpaio. Matter of fact, I am considering giving him a donation to assist in incarcerating more of these numbnuts.<\/p>\n Let’s give Branum some time off and help him prepare the defense. On this one I think I would argue that Johnson was 8 months pregnant, and those dirty bastards in the Army refused to give him the proper pre-natal care he needed and he was left with no recourse but to steal a humvee and run for it. He was enroute to Canada where he figured Pez Dispenser Kimberly Riviera<\/a> could talk him through the birth.<\/p>\n (I warned you I was pissed off today.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"