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and here comes Heartache… no, not that race. Apologies to George Jones (no, Sawyer Brown didn’t write it.)<\/p>\n
The race of the century is Friday at Indy.\u00a0 Contenders gathering for the first time in one spot for the first time in ten years, racing each other around the Brickyard for the first time EVAH!\u00a0 Hot machinery, screaming engines, rabid fans, the Wiener’s Circle – what more could you want?<\/p>\n
No, that wasn’t a typo. The first ever running of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race is happenin’ Friday at 2PM (I’m guessing Central time?)<\/p>\n
Each Wienermobile will represent a regional favorite \u2014 the New York Dog for the East, Slaw Dog for the Southeast, Chilli Dog for the South, Chi Dog for the Midwest, Seattle Dog for the Northwest and Sonoran Dog for the Southwest.\u00a0 Fox5<\/a><\/p>\n
Chi Dog (Midwest)<\/h2>\n
For fans of:<\/strong><\/p>\n
Chicago Cubs<\/a>, Chicago White Sox<\/a>, Chicago Bulls<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Refuse to put ketchup on their hot dog<\/span><\/li>\n
- Know someone who grew up with Pope Leo XIV<\/span><\/li>\n
- Still watch their “Super Bowl Shuffle” VHS tape<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
New York Dog (East)<\/h2>\n
For fans of:<\/strong><\/p>\n
New York Knicks<\/a>, New York Mets<\/a>, New York Yankees<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Always pet the bodega cat<\/span><\/li>\n
- Say “Bing Bong” after Knicks wins<\/span><\/li>\n
- Salute 27 rings<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Slaw Dog (Southeast)<\/h2>\n
For fans of:<\/strong><\/p>\n
Carolina Panthers<\/a>, Carolina Hurricanes<\/a>, UNC Tar Heels<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Know biscuits can be eaten at breakfast, lunch or dinner<\/span><\/li>\n
- Think they have the best BBQ<\/span><\/li>\n
- Know rubbin’ is racin’<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Sonoran Dog (Southwest)<\/h2>\n
For fans of:<\/strong><\/p>\n
Arizona Diamondbacks<\/a>, Arizona Cardinals<\/a>, New Mexico Lobos<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Don’t mind a little (or a lot of) spice<\/span>\n
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- \u00a0seen a UFO or know someone who’s seen a UFO<\/span><\/li>\n
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- Miss the SuperSonics<\/span><\/li>\n
- Never threw out their flannel<\/span><\/li>\n
- Can’t talk about the 2015 Super Bowl without feeling sick (run the dang ball!<\/span>li Dog (South)\n
For fans of:<\/strong><\/p>\n
Texas Longhorns<\/a>, Dallas Cowboys<\/a>, Houston Astros<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Also think they have the best BBQ<\/span><\/li>\n
- Look good in burnt orange<\/span><\/li>\n
- Know the State Fair of Texas is hallowed ground<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Seattle Dog (Northwest)<\/h2>\n
For fans of: <\/strong>Seattle Seahawks<\/a>, Washington Huskies<\/a>, Seattle Mariners<\/a><\/p>\n
For people who:<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/li>\n
- Miss the SuperSonics<\/span><\/li>\n
- Never threw out their flannel<\/span><\/li>\n
- Can’t talk about the 2015 Super Bowl without feeling sick (run the dang ball!)\u00a0 Fox Sports<\/a>
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The Wienie 500 will be streaming live on Friday, May 23 at 2 p.m. via the FOX Sports app, or tune into the FOX Sports Indy 500 pre-show on Sunday to see highlights from the race.Indy Star<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I am guessing this may have the slowest fast laps of any race since maybe the track was opened – “top heavy” is a phrase that comes to mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"