{"id":168604,"date":"2025-04-18T09:36:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T13:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=168604"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:36:33","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T13:36:33","slug":"self-loading-luggage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=168604","title":{"rendered":"Self-Loading Luggage"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nE-Ticket Ride<\/em><\/p>\n

Transportation Secretary Duffy Delivers a Reality Check to Blue Origin Lady ‘Astronauts’<\/h3>\n

By Bob Hoge<\/strong><\/p>\n

The ladies of the highly publicized 11-minute \u201cBlue Origin\u201d rocket trip might have wished they\u2019d stayed in space a little longer, because after their cringeworthy antics upon returning to Earth, they\u2019ve been the subject of widespread mockery. Singer Katy Perry has been roasted the most, because as Bonchie reported, she acted like she\u2019d just returned from a 10-year trip to Mars and immediately upon landing launched into a Kamala-like word salad about how space had taught her about love or something. Left-wing TV news personality and Oprah Winfrey BFF Gayle King, meanwhile, said the short flight was “a reminder that we need to do better, be better human beings.”<\/p>\n

No, it wasn\u2019t a reminder that “we need to do better,” it was a spectacle that accomplished very little if anything scientifically.<\/p>\n

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has some bad news for the girl gang though: they are not in fact actual astronauts.<\/p>\n

‘”…FAA guidelines under the Commercial Space Astronaut Wings Program were clear: Crewmembers who travel into space must have \u201cdemonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety.\u201d’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Redstate<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ll give them bragging rights for a unique, cool experience far beyond the means of actual, ordinary people. Nothing more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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