{"id":16838,"date":"2010-01-19T12:20:31","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16838"},"modified":"2010-01-19T14:19:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T19:19:03","slug":"general-ballduster-mcsoulpatch-the-timeline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16838","title":{"rendered":"General Ballduster McSoulpatch, The Timeline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy shit what a mess this is.  I even have more info now, a lot of it contradicting himself.<\/p>\n<p>Start in the beginning:<\/p>\n<p>1969 (??mistype??) &#8211; 1981 Singapore American School<br \/>\n1981 &#8211; 1984 Hamdan High School in Connecticut<br \/>\n1984 November, Enlists in the military<br \/>\n1984 to 1985, DLI<\/p>\n<p><em>*Wait, hold the busses.  How did he get to DLI after (at best) 8 weeks?  If he went in NOV 1, and he arrived at DLI Dec 31, did he do basic in 7 weeks?  Or do they now do Basic at DLI?*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1985 Soldier of the Year, DLI<br \/>\n1986 &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/andrejkoymasky.com\/liv\/fam\/biom1\/macman01.html\">While stationed in Frankfurt, Germany <\/a>in 1986, then-Sergeant McManus served as Then-General Colin Powell&#8217;s personal bodyguard and interpreter.&#8221;<br \/>\n1988-1993 Purdue University<br \/>\nJune 3, 1993 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.qrd.org\/qrd\/usa\/military\/1993\/powell.bodyguard.story\">Comes out of the closet at event in SF<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>*From the release:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Currently serving in the U.S. Army Reserves as part of the Special Operations Forces Command, Capt. McManus reports directly to the Pentagon, and holds a top secret security clearance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So wait, he wouldn&#8217;t get a degree for another few months, and yet he is an O3?  Fast mover that one.  When did he have time to work Special Ops with all the promotion ceremonies? WTF?????*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1994-1995 JFKSWCS<\/p>\n<p><em>*So he comes out of the closet and they send him to Special Ops school?  You would have thought someone might have caught that, no?*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1995-1997 Assumption University.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Undercover for Spec Ops with the Thai Royal Family no doubt.*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1997 &#8211; 1999 Samaya Corp.  But, he was also busy getting his Masters Degree from Yale at the same time.  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yale University, Attended 1997 &#8211; 1999, Class of 1999, Master&#8217;s Degree, Cognitive Psychology<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*Busy man this one.  Must have a high midiclorian level.  He&#8217;s a gay Yoda mascarading as a Buddhist monk from a Catholic school.*<\/p>\n<p>1999 &#8211; 2005 Stanford University.<br \/>\n*Jesus, 6 year plan after whipping through Assumption, Yale, Purdue?  WTF over?*<br \/>\nFEB 2004, First Retirement from Military, as an Lieutenant Colonel.<br \/>\nMay 2007 &#8211; Sep 2007 PSD for Member of Congress<br \/>\nAPR 2008 &#8211; Sep 2008 Olympics Educator, Psychologist, Jock Washer.<br \/>\nFeb 2008 &#8211; Second Retirement date. Still LTC.<br \/>\nOct 2008 &#8211; Present Genewise Life Sciences<\/p>\n<p>Dec 12, 2009  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Location: George R. Brown Convention<br \/>\nOccasion: Annise Parker for Houston Mayor Victory Party<br \/>\nDate shot:  12\/12\/2009 Time shot: 2030 hrs <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*Sometime in the intervening time from Feb 2008 to Dec 2009 he was promoted 2 grades.  I&#8217;m guessing roughly on Dec 11 around 11pm.*<\/p>\n<p>Jan 14, 2010, He celebrates Birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Jan 18, 2010 He sees the elephant.<\/p>\n<p>Jan 19, 2010 Elephant takes a ginormous shit on his head.<\/p>\n<p>Jan 19, 0830 Hours central time, Houston FBI contacted.<\/p>\n<p>To be continued.  Now, anyone see where I left that fahkin elephant?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy shit what a mess this is. 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