{"id":16804,"date":"2010-01-19T10:29:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T15:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16804"},"modified":"2010-01-19T10:49:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T15:49:09","slug":"what-we-know-about-general-ballduster-mcsoulpatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16804","title":{"rendered":"What we know about General Ballduster McSoulpatch (Employment)"},"content":{"rendered":"

[NOTE: This post will change as I write it, so keep refreshing occasionally]<\/p>\n

OK, I contacted the FBI this morning in Houston, and gave them all the information. I have his name, his aliases, his boyfriends (Husbands?) name (Alvin W.K. Chan, ergo the Chan part to the name) and a full listing of every address since 1987. I don\u2019t have anything before that, but his previous listing is for Norwalk, CT, which matches everything he said about himself.<\/p>\n

First, let\u2019s just go down his linkedin profile. I don\u2019t know if it is still up or not, but I have it saved, so if he takes it down, I will recreate it here. <\/p>\n

CLAIM: <\/strong> MPMC (His name from here out) claims to be \u201cPresidential Affiliate\u201d GeneWize Life Services Oct 2008-Present.<\/p>\n

FACTS:<\/strong> Sniper is tracking down GeneWize for me, but I didn\u2019t find his name anywhere on their site. It does however match his residence stuff. He has lived in the Houston area as far back as February of 2005, which would match one claim later that he got out of the military in 2005.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> Sniper writes:<\/p>\n

Took all of an entire two seconds to debunk this one… it’s a scam nutrional supplement company. Check it out.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.scam.com\/showthread.php?t=43565<\/p>\n

If you watch their BS You Tube video and then follow the reverse testimonials and experts you see a whole bunch of the same talking heads. The guy isn’t just a sham in his personal life, he’s also a pro-scammer. Can you say “pyramid scheme”?<\/p>\n

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CLAIM:<\/strong> MPMC was a \u201cLinguist\/Educator\/Sports Psychologist\u201d for the Beijing Olympics in 2008.<\/p>\n

FACTS:<\/strong> Nothing verifies this. The Linguist thing I will discuss later, the Educator is anyones guess, and the \u201cSports Psychologist\u201d part somewhat matches his education, but bear in mind that at the other site he claimed to get out in February of 2008. If that is the case, he was promoted from LTC to BG between 2004-2008. How he did this while working in Beijing is a miracle. Literally.<\/p>\n

CLAIM: <\/strong>MPMC worked as a part of a Personal Security Detail for a US Congressperson from the State of Texas from May 2007-Sep 2007.<\/p>\n

FACTS: <\/strong>Working this angle now, there is no way he was PSD for a Republican so, I have someone working on getting me names and phone numbers of Dem Congresspeople from Texas. If I had to guess who he would work for if this were true\u2026. Sheila Jackson Lee. He says \u201cMember of the US Congress\u201d and not \u201cCongressman\u201d. May be nothing, but I will have names and numbers shortly for some enterprising reader to make some calls to see if he ever served for the Member.<\/p>\n

LIST (if you call, see if he was on the PSD, be polite):<\/p>\n

Ralph Hall\tD-Texas (4)\t225-6673\t2405 RHOB
\nAl Green\tD-Texas (9)\t225-7508\t236 CHOB
\nRub\u00e9n Hinojosa\tD-Texas (15)\t225-2531\t2463 RHOB
\n Silvestre Reyes\tD-Texas (16)\t225-4831\t2433 RHOB
\n Chet Edwards\tD-Texas (17)\t225-6105\t2369 RHOB
\n Sheila Jackson-Lee\tD-Texas (18)\t225-3816\t2160 RHOB
\nCharlie Gonzalez\tD-Texas (20)\t225-3236\t303 CHOB
\nCiro Rodriguez\tD-Texas (23)\t225-4511\t2351 RHOB
\nLloyd Doggett\tD-Texas (25)\t225-4865\t201 CHOB
\nSolomon Ortiz\tD-Texas (27)\t225-7742\t2110 RHOB
\n Henry Cuellar\tD-Texas (28)\t225-1640\t336 CHOB
\n Gene Green\tD-Texas (29)\t225-1688\t2372 RHOB
\n Eddie Bernice Johnson\tD-Texas (30)\t225-8885\t1511 LHOB <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Thanks to Siggurdsson on that INTEL.<\/p>\n

OK, Military stuff from his Linked In:<\/p>\n

CLAIMS:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022\t0-5 \/ LTC US Army
\n(Government Agency; 10,001 or more employees; USA; Military industry)
\n1984 \u2014 2004 (20 years )
\nBeen ALL around the world. I have seen the elephant.
\n\u2022\tBodyguard \/ Interpreter \/ Intelligence Officer
\nDepartment of Defense \/ Departmenf of the Army
\n(Military industry)
\nNovember 1984 \u2014 November 2004 (20 years 1 month)
\nInterpreter \/ Bodyguard: PSD (Personal Security Detail) for several different General Officers (0-7 thru 0-10) Speaker of 9 languages. Been ALL OVER the world. Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence Officer: Situation-specific Intelligence gathering and analysis. Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

FACTS:<\/strong>
\nI will now be signing off all emails with \u201cI have seen the elephant.\u201d I have no fahkin clue what it means, but doesn\u2019t it just sound badass? <\/p>\n

Still working on this, more later. Nothing in the file indicates this, except a short stint with an MP company in Germany. There is some indication he did go to DLI, will discuss in a minute. Others have brought up serious inconsistencies with having \u201cTested in\u201d to various languages. Again, will add more at the end, but nothing indicates such a impressive resume. I can\u2019t find jack shit on his being a PSD for Chucky Cheese much less an O10.<\/p>\n

CLAIMS:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2022\tVice President of Asian Operations
\nSamaya, Inc.
\n(Privately Held; 11-50 employees; Computer Networking industry)
\nJuly 1997 \u2014 February 1999 (1 year 8 months)
\nVP of Asian Operations. Facilitated meetings between our CEO, President, CFO, COO and Founder with SUN Microsystems, Microsoft, 3-COM, Nortel, Thai Government Agencies and the Thai Royal Family.<\/p>\n

FACTS: <\/strong> How the F was he doing this while in the Army? Don\u2019t you think the Army might be leery of a Military Officer advising the Thai Government and Thai Royal Family? I bet by Thai Family he meant Mr. Chan, and\/or they discussed shit over Pad Thai. Remember again, this is in the middle of his 20 years in the military. <\/p>\n

Here is what Sniper found out, bear in mind that this clowns record DOES VERIFY living in San Jose (45 N 1st Street, #111, San Jose, CA, 95113) from Mar 95-Feb 1999.<\/p>\n

Well, as I guessed the trail of this “business” is just as effed up as the rest of this bone-brusher’s history. From what I’ve found “Samaya Inc” based out of San Jose CA is one of those “computer networking companies” that pretty much just takes a subject and then put up a web page with links to things that sound like that subject… in this case, businesses in Bali. The domain has changed name servers 7 times in the past 7 years. Totally stable business model. Here is the best info I have on Samaya so far… probably ever…<\/p>\n

Samaya Inc.
\n PO BOX. 720847
\n Sanjose, California 95172
\n United States<\/p>\n

Domain Name: SAMAYA.NET
\n Created on: 10-Jul-98
\n Expires on: 09-Jul-10
\n Last Updated on: 05-Jul-09<\/p>\n

Administrative Contact:
\n Narula, Ram
\n Narula, Ram
\n PO BOX. 720847
\n San Jose, California 95172
\n United States
\n +1.4082271416 Fax — +1.4082271416<\/p>\n

Technical Contact:
\n Narula, Ram
\n Narula, Ram
\n PO BOX. 720847
\n San Jose, California 95172
\n United States
\n +1.4082271416 Fax — +1.4082271416<\/p>\n

Other than that, not much to go on. Oh, and there is the Samaya Tobacco importers in FL and the hotel in Dubai, but I’m guessing that those are also dead-ends.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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