While Jonn is taking one for the team wallowing with the antiwar freak show, I\u2019ll take a minute to answer an email from some troll who is totally down with the religion of peace gang. Though not a theologian, I\u2019ll try to answer his question.<\/p>\n
What fascists like you can\u2019t answer is the obvious and selfless devotion to one\u2019s faith in the true Prophet that he is willing to strap explosives on and lay down his own life in service to Allah. Answer that infidel!<\/p>\n
Dear goat-humping, 7th century, savage:<\/p>\n
Let’s see now… <\/p>\n
No Jesus
\nNo Christmas
\nNo television
\nNo cheerleaders
\nNo Nude Women
\nNo NASCAR
\nNo football
\nNo tailgate parties
\nNo pork BBQ
\nNo hot dogs
\nNo lobster
\nNo shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
\nNo nachos
\nNo Beer !!!!!!!!
\nRags for clothes and towels for hats.
\nConstant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
\nConstant wailing from the guy in the tower.
\nYou can’t shave.
\nYour wives can’t shave.
\nYou can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
\nYour bride is picked by someone else.
\nShe smells just like your donkey.
\nBut your donkey has a better disposition.
\nThen they tell you that when you die it all gets better! <\/p>\n
I mean, really, is there a mystery here? <\/p>\n
Hope this helps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"