{"id":16697,"date":"2010-01-14T08:21:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T13:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16697"},"modified":"2010-01-14T08:21:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T13:21:47","slug":"zombie-kennedy-wants-his-senate-seat-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16697","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Kennedy wants his Senate seat back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ghoulish Democrat Party has disinterred the rotting corpse of Ted Kennedy to defeat Massachusetts Republican Scott Brown. Apparently, Kennedy&#8217;s widow is complicit in the macabre plot to seat Zombie Kennedy in the Senate once again;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/victoria-and-zombie-kennedy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16698\" title=\"victoria-and-zombie-kennedy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/victoria-and-zombie-kennedy.jpg\" alt=\"victoria-and-zombie-kennedy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A radical right wing plot to prevent Kennedy from taking his seat back has come to the attention of Harry Reid, so he&#8217;s joined in the conspiracy to return Kennedy&#8217;s corpse to the Senate;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/harry-reid-zombie-kennedy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16700\" title=\"harry-reid-zombie-kennedy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/harry-reid-zombie-kennedy.jpg\" alt=\"harry-reid-zombie-kennedy\" width=\"499\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/harry-reid-zombie-kennedy.jpg 922w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/harry-reid-zombie-kennedy-300x117.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Reanimating a guy no one really liked to resuscitate a healthcare plan no one needs. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ghoulish Democrat Party has disinterred the rotting corpse of Ted Kennedy to defeat Massachusetts Republican &hellip; <a title=\"Zombie Kennedy wants his Senate seat back\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16697\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie Kennedy wants his Senate seat back<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,89,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-congress-sucks","category-health-care-debate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}