{"id":16638,"date":"2010-01-11T18:51:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T23:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16638"},"modified":"2010-01-11T21:52:37","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T02:52:37","slug":"mixed-tape-for-tom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16638","title":{"rendered":"Mixed tape for Tom"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Jonn is apparently still down, and I am contractually obligated to cover for him, so you get another shitty\/jackass post.)<\/p>\n

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As you know, I went through a rough break up yesterday. I could have taken the route every other chick<\/del> dude takes, you know, eat ice cream, talk to my girl<\/del>friends about what a dick he was, go out and have random sex with a returning GI…. But instead, I decided to make him a mixed tape of all the songs that make me think of him.<\/p>\n

Well, actually all the songs that make me think of him that are covered by youtube people on ukuleles. So, Tom, if you read this, I miss you. Oh, and I miss the early [edit] 2000’s when you had a high fucking passer rating and 3 superbowl victories. (Not to put too fine a point on it.)<\/p>\n

[NOTE: Audio on first one is really low]<\/p>\n

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