{"id":16464,"date":"2010-01-04T13:49:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T18:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16464"},"modified":"2010-01-04T13:49:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T18:49:43","slug":"for-those-who-question-why-i-loathe-fox-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16464","title":{"rendered":"For those who question why I loathe Fox News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/slideshow\/entertainment\/2010\/01\/04\/thennow-cast-alf?slide=1\">Then\/Now: The Cast of &#8216;ALF&#8217;<\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/alf20cast_slideshow_604x500.jpg\" alt=\"alf20cast_slideshow_604x500\" title=\"alf20cast_slideshow_604x500\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/alf20cast_slideshow_604x500.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/alf20cast_slideshow_604x500-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>The Cast<\/p>\n<p>A sarcastic extraterrestrial from Melmac crash-landed in a suburban garage in 1986, and for a time became the king of network television. <\/p>\n<p>We tuned in to ALF\u2019s hair-raising antics with the Tanner family until 1990, but once the NBC sitcom ended, an ALF animated series, a Marvel comic, a TV movie, and even a talk show were there to fill the fuzzy, alien-shaped hole in our hearts.<\/p>\n<p>But where is the original TV show cast today? If you&#8217;re still suffering from ALF withdrawal, read on.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>REALLY?<\/p>\n<p>This is news?  My 3 year old niece this weekend kept farting and blaming it on the dog locked up in the basement.  That is about as important a news story as where the cast of Alf is.  I haven&#8217;t read it yet, but let me guess:<\/p>\n<p>The Dad is doing hairclub for Yeti commercials, one of the two chicks loves carpet, the other is hooked on meth, the Mom hates that she was typecast as marrying a douche, and Alf is now a throw rug somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>How is this shit news?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then\/Now: The Cast of &#8216;ALF&#8217; The Cast A sarcastic extraterrestrial from Melmac crash-landed in a suburban &hellip; <a title=\"For those who question why I loathe Fox News\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16464\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">For those who question why I loathe Fox News<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}