{"id":16401,"date":"2009-12-28T15:41:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T20:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16401"},"modified":"2009-12-28T15:47:24","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T20:47:24","slug":"the-system-worked-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16401","title":{"rendered":"The system worked AGAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2009\/dec\/28\/man-tries-steal-fly-plane-near-dc\/?feat=home_headlines\">Washington Times <\/a>reports that a homeless man in Frederick, Maryland tried to steal an airplane &#8211; but once again, the system worked!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A homeless man stole a small plane Monday morning from a suburban D.C. airport but crashed before getting airborne, according to law enforcement officials. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As long as the homeless people continue to comply with the Laws of Gravity, we&#8217;ll remain safe from their attacks. <\/p>\n<p>Good job, Janet! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Washington Times reports that a homeless man in Frederick, Maryland tried to steal an airplane &hellip; <a title=\"The system worked AGAIN!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16401\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The system worked AGAIN!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,83,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-breaking-news","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}