{"id":16282,"date":"2009-12-22T14:52:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T19:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16282"},"modified":"2009-12-22T14:52:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T19:52:47","slug":"burris-twas-the-night-before-christmess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16282","title":{"rendered":"Burris&#8217; T&#8217;was The Night Before Christmess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tankerbabe sent us this link from Democrats.com starring one of this year&#8217;s best walking punchlines, Roland Burris, as he recites his staff&#8217;s version of Twas the Night Before Christmas;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"333\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XpDDmm566nY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XpDDmm566nY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I guess his staff had to do something while they worked so hard to avoid  reading the health care bill &#8211; this poem is the result of idle hands. This is how Democrats &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/senate\/73283-senate-healthcare-votes-set-up-final-action-on-christmas-eve\">remain civil<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tankerbabe sent us this link from Democrats.com starring one of this year&#8217;s best walking punchlines, Roland &hellip; <a title=\"Burris&#8217; T&#8217;was The Night Before Christmess\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16282\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Burris&#8217; T&#8217;was The Night Before Christmess<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress-sucks","category-health-care-debate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}