I hope Jonn will forgive me posting this and sending you over to The Sniper, but my good friend and fellow trigger-puller over there has one of the best caption contests ever:
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My favorites that he came up with:<\/p>\n

-Snoopy\u2019s Crotch Sniffing Christmas
\n-That\u2019s A Class III Felony Charlie Brown<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Go add your own.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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