{"id":155401,"date":"2024-04-12T07:00:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-12T11:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=155401"},"modified":"2024-04-10T15:29:31","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T19:29:31","slug":"new-word-france-leads-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=155401","title":{"rendered":"New word, France leads the way!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-85740 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/cowhero2-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"186\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I propose a new word: we already have the thinly-veiled racist &#8220;Karen&#8221; (applied only to white women &#8211; apparently no other race has women who act like shrews&#8230; giggle-snort-guffaw from every married reader). But there should be another. Herewith the &#8220;Hyacinth&#8221;, named for Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced &#8216;Boo-kay&#8217;, of course) a brilliant character from a Brit show called &#8220;Keeping Up Appearances&#8221;. Hyacinth wants to be much higher in status than she is, and LIVES to be offended by anything that threatens that. All these folks <em>offended<\/em> by being called the gender they were born into, <em>threatened<\/em> by someone using their full name, <em>hurt <\/em>by the thought that whatever silly-ass fantasy they have is not necessarily agreed upon by most folks with 20-20 vision&#8230;Hyacinths.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-127305 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/chad-france-wtf-1656448241.7774.jpg\" alt=\"chad france wtf.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"146\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Moving on, France seems to be doing something intelligent. Yes, it&#8217;s in black and white, I said it and fully mean it. France.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police receive hundreds of noise complaints about mooing cows every year from grumpy neighbors, mostly urbanites who moved to the rural countryside for peace and quiet, The Guardian reported.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThose who move to the countryside cannot demand that country people who feed them change their way of life,\u201d French Justice Minister \u00c9ric Dupond-Moretti said last year when the law was introduced to parliament.<\/p>\n<p>Those disappointed with the sounds and smells of rural life can no longer take their neighbors to court over noises during the night if the work is legitimate.<\/p>\n<p>At the annual Paris agricultural show in March, Dupond-Moretti noted that courts were being \u201cclogged up\u201d with disputes about cows mooing in the dead of night.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat should be done? Sedate them? If you don\u2019t like the countryside, you stay in the city, and if you go to the countryside you adapt to the countryside as it is already,\u201d he said at the time.<\/p>\n<p>From here on out, those who choose to live near, next to or above an existing farm, shop, bar or restaurant cannot complain about noises or other inconveniences.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/04\/09\/lifestyle\/mooing-cows-prompt-hundreds-of-noise-complaints-new-law-tells-residents-to-shut-up\/?utm_source=yahoo&amp;utm_campaign=nypost&amp;utm_medium=referral\">NY Post<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even if there is a tinge of manure to it &#8211; tell me that ain&#8217;t a breath of fresh air?<\/p>\n<p>Love to see corollaries to that here &#8211; people who buy next to existing airports, factories, ranges, highways such who complain about the smell or noise &#8211; you bought it like that, dude. Live with it or take your butt elsewhere. People on that golf course hit balls in your yard? Guy, you bought a place 150 yards from the tee opposite a water hazard on the other side &#8211; someone hits a ball in your yard&#8230;suck it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I propose a new word: we already have the thinly-veiled racist &#8220;Karen&#8221; (applied only to &hellip; <a title=\"New word, France leads the way!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=155401\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New word, France leads the way!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":668,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/668"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}