{"id":15257,"date":"2009-10-26T12:17:28","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T17:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=15257"},"modified":"2009-10-26T12:17:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T17:17:28","slug":"tsos-world-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=15257","title":{"rendered":"TSO&#8217;s world tour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4046565169\/\" title=\"Legion43 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3129\/4046565169_873d2dab06_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" alt=\"Legion43\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There has been some speculation with regards to my relationship with Mothax of the BurnPit. \u00a0Let me set the record straight, like Romulus and Remus, Mothax and I were both suckled at the teat of a grey wolf as infants. \u00a0We are unsure of our parentage. \u00a0We communicate via telepathy (which we learned from Spooky 6) and while one travels, the other stares at ocelots and channels the other.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the Target\/American Legion\/Great Americans fund raiser for Bravo Troop 3-61 CAV is going great. \u00a0Nigh on perfect actually. \u00a0Wanted to share some pictures to get Lilyea off my back.<\/p>\n<p>2 quick things:<\/p>\n<p>1) Colorado Springs: I highly doubt that Stargate Command is located there at Cheyenne Mountain, cause I looked everywhere for Jafaa warriors and Col Samantha Carter. \u00a0Also, the Mayor had no clue what I was talking about.<\/p>\n<p>2) Minneapolis: When I arrived last night I was afraid to use the restroom at the airport, and nearly wet myself. \u00a0I feared I might accidentally tap and have a Senator or a cop come busting in. \u00a0 I just want to thank you Senator Craig for my near-death experience.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s some pics.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4046567171\/\" title=\"Legion145 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3481\/4046567171_c7568e5c22_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"380\" alt=\"Legion145\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4047309712\/\" title=\"Legion136 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2741\/4047309712_5d9275c0f4_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"638\" alt=\"Legion136\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4047309688\/\" title=\"Legion135 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2623\/4047309688_6306e5264f_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"395\" alt=\"Legion135\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4047309662\/\" title=\"Legion116 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2565\/4047309662_a6025d47a0_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"349\" alt=\"Legion116\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thisainthell\/4046565183\/\" title=\"Legion94 by jlilyea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2689\/4046565183_b3e46fd9d1_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"488\" alt=\"Legion94\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There has been some speculation with regards to my relationship with Mothax of the BurnPit. \u00a0Let &hellip; 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