{"id":15040,"date":"2009-10-14T07:17:41","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T12:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=15040"},"modified":"2009-10-14T08:18:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T13:18:45","slug":"dahr-jamail-and-starland-vocal-band-both-one-hit-wonders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=15040","title":{"rendered":"Dahr Jamail and Starland Vocal Band, both one hit wonders"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every article by Dahr Jamail brings me joy. Because he absolutely has to be fleecing the hell out of someone to survive. He’s supposed to be an independant journalist in the war zones, but every fricken article goes like this:<\/p>\n

– Random IVAW Member being abused somehow
\n– Team of lawyers suggests it is a Constitutional Violation
\n– Other IVAW member corroborates first
\n– Insert lame ass excuse for miscreant here
\n– James Branum comes out of his parents basement, sees his shadow, gets 6 more clients
\n– Army refuses to comment on such weapons’ grade retardium
\n– Won’t you please help?<\/p>\n

Seriously, a drunken monkey could write his stuff. In fact, I am 3\/4 simian and hungover, and I just wrote his next piece. Anyway, here’s his latest bit of fecal flotsam<\/a>, only brought to you in soundbites. When I get my new computer, I plan on doing pop-up videos of these assclowns.<\/p>\n

Attorneys and veteran’s groups [sic, not a one is a veteran’s group]…alarmed…human rights abuses and violations of their constitutional rights…”Prisoner of Conscience,” resisted deployment to Afghanistan….in order to prevent his family from going homeless….James M. Branum…strip-searches…illegally monitored by guards….”The Fort Lewis Brig is violating the constitutional rights of my clients, namely their protections under the Eighth Amendment (the prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment) and the Sixth Amendment (the right to counsel). This mistreatment must end.”<\/p>\n

Seth Manzel…..Abu Ghraib in Iraq and Bagram in Afghanistan…..demonstrates how amazingly barbaric this system is….then chained to a “stress-chair” (with metal frames, but no seat) for 109 hours….Sgt. Kevin Benderman and Spc. Suzanne Swift…..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You get the idea.<\/p>\n

In fact, this article is just a complete rehash of his last attempt to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n

The dude pops out one article a week, it is exactly the same as the one he wrote before, and he gets paid to do it. Who the hell does he think he is? TSO?<\/p>\n

Just found a video of these morans as well:<\/p>\n

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