In a surprise announcement from Norway this morning the Nobel Committee announced an unprecedented and likely never to be eclipsed third Nobel Peace Prize to former US President George W. Bush.<\/p>\n
Bush won his first prize in 2002 on the eve of liberating 20 million people from tyranny. The prize was accepted by noted international appeaser and total buffoon Jimmy Carter.<\/p>\n
In 2007 Bush was tapped once again for adopting General David Patraeus\u2019 \u201cSurge\u201d strategy and vetoing Harry \u201cThe war is Lost\u201d Reid\u2019s cut and run legislation. Mr. Bush\u2019s second award was collected by renowned snake oil salesman and international conman Al Gore.<\/p>\n
Now just two years later Bush is again the winner.<\/p>\n
There can be no doubt in any thinking person\u2019s mind that all three of these awards were 100% enabled by George W. Bush.<\/p>\n
Good job George.<\/p>\n
As an aside:
\nHe was nominated with only 11 days in office. Who was the cultist who nominated him and wouldn\u2019t it be great to read the nomination packet?<\/p>\n
I was just asked a fair question. Does the committee give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"