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A couple of alligators were having a conversation. Both were born at the same time and did the same things. However, one of them was a lot bigger than the other. The smaller one asked the bigger one how he got bigger. He answered that he ate politicians. The smaller one said that he did the same thing. The bigger alligator asked him how he went about doing it. The smaller alligator said that he hid under a politician’s car. When that politician came to his car, the alligator dragged him down and shook the crap out of him. The bigger alligator found the problem. He told the smaller alligator that if he kept shaking the crap out of the politicians, he would have nothing left but the suit and the suitcase. This is paraphrased from what I heard recently. Enjoy your weekend.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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