Mind you the first 18,202 are policy related, like actually liking our country, but WTF with all these guys hugging each other? If I am ever standing around with men draping their arms around each other, I am wondering why the TV in this gay bar is not on the Red Sox game.<\/p>\n
It starts off with Gilligan and his lack of understanding how compasses and heavy masses of metal are a bad combination. This story still strikes me as bizarre, and ridiculous. I don’t know if it happened or not, but the odds of a faulty azimuth just happening to land on an Afghani village is just too singular for me to accept without proof. It would be roughly akin to firing a missile into the ocean and accidentally hitting a row boat.<\/p>\n
Next we get John Turner who covered his 1970’s half mullet with a bright orange bandana. He served as an “automatic machinegunner.” You can never have enough automatic machinegunners, who can totally shoot more than the droves of semi-automatic and revolving machinegunners.<\/p>\n
Next up, Reverend Yearwood. Best just ignore that one.<\/p>\n
Then we get “This Land is Your Land” with acompanying hand holding etc. Totally creeps me out. And the back slapping of Millard had me fighting chunks back into my esophagus. And the singer’s tirade is absolutely weapons grade Awesomium. History is not made by CIA kingpins running dope. He speakum much troof to power people! <\/p>\n
If the wheel of history is in IVAW’s hand, then I say, Please Spongebob, take the wheel.<\/p>\n