{"id":14232,"date":"2009-09-09T09:50:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T14:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=14232"},"modified":"2009-09-09T09:50:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T14:50:04","slug":"first-annual-ivaw-v-tah-poetry-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=14232","title":{"rendered":"First Annual IVAW v. TAH poetry off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First up, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ivaw.org\/membersspeak\/creature-war\">comedic stylings of Aaron Newsom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>A Creature of War<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>War is a place of thunder and lightening<br \/>\nFire and frightening<br \/>\nTear and wishes<br \/>\nCold and vicious<br \/>\nChildren shake while mothers pray<br \/>\nLife comes and goes day by day<br \/>\nForeign lands filled with bloody sands<br \/>\nLives we take because of a political mistake<br \/>\nBullet shells hit the ground as a mans hell is found<br \/>\nIn his head he hears a sound<br \/>\nFaint but profound<br \/>\nAnd under it all he questions his fall<br \/>\nWas it even worth it at all?<br \/>\nNow from his children he wishes a pardon<br \/>\nHe begs forgiveness for his part and his witness<br \/>\nTo the evils committed and atrocities that persisted<br \/>\nA creature of war that yearns for more<br \/>\nForgiveness and understanding<br \/>\nA stop to this demanding<br \/>\nA stop to greed and envy<br \/>\nWhich has created this enemy?<br \/>\nIn death you&#8217;ll see you&#8217;re just like me<br \/>\nDay dims as pawns are placed<br \/>\nGod watch over the next to be faced<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now, TSO:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Wherefor art thou, Bobba Fett*?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>IVAW is a Den of catamites<br \/>\nFull of deceit and spite<br \/>\nUnicorns and candy-canes<br \/>\nSo ridiculous and vain<br \/>\nIn his fridge does Kokesh store<br \/>\nWhat he drank the day before<br \/>\nAnd there sits Millard wearing with glee<br \/>\nA medal he never earned, the vaunted CIB<br \/>\nAs socialists sit and discuss with admiration<br \/>\nWomen\u2019s rights in the revolutionary generations<br \/>\nHow quaint and misguided<br \/>\nThese ones with whom they\u2019ve sided<br \/>\nWTF is wrong with you asshats?<br \/>\nBut they\u2019ll tell their tales, lies though they are<br \/>\n (And this jackass before me didn\u2019t bother to rhyme)<br \/>\nWhere was I? oh yes!<br \/>\nAnd Matthis on a bean bag does recline<br \/>\nSticking his Bobba Fett action figure into his ass, so sublime<br \/>\nUp past the head, only the feet now emerge<br \/>\nWill someone not stop this red menace scourge?<br \/>\nDarth Vader does follow, to play in his cavity agape<br \/>\nVanquishing distant memories of his Filipino rape<br \/>\nI wish this retard would stop rhyming now I mean it<br \/>\nAnybody want a peanut?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>* Ace of Spades first used the imagery of Bobba Fett in someone&#8217;s ass, so apologies to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First up, the comedic stylings of Aaron Newsom: A Creature of War War is a place &hellip; <a title=\"First Annual IVAW v. TAH poetry off\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=14232\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">First Annual IVAW v. TAH poetry off<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}