{"id":14228,"date":"2009-09-09T08:50:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T13:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=14228"},"modified":"2009-09-09T08:50:22","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T13:50:22","slug":"ivaw-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=14228","title":{"rendered":"IVAW Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, listen up.  I woke up pissed off, I pulled on my cranky pants and hoisted them to nipple level, and I intend to go to bed pissed off.  And what salves a wound better than goofing on IVAW?  In the immortal words of Edwin Starr: Absolutely Nothing!<\/p>\n<p>So, first, let it be known that the contest for creepiest IVAW member has been conclusively accomplished (One might even say Mission accomplished.)  Somehow just watching this dude made me feel better.  I&#8217;m guessing that dog hates it when this dude breaks out the peanut butter.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HHKjvWIjxSs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HHKjvWIjxSs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And dude, lay the F off the uppers, seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, listen up. I woke up pissed off, I pulled on my cranky pants and hoisted &hellip; <a title=\"IVAW Day\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=14228\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">IVAW Day<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}