{"id":138623,"date":"2023-03-16T06:05:39","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T10:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=138623"},"modified":"2023-03-14T20:05:50","modified_gmt":"2023-03-15T00:05:50","slug":"climate-change-called-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=138623","title":{"rendered":"Climate change called off"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Captive bull moose in velvet at AWCC.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Thank God we have all the climatologists working full time to save our unworthy butts. Me. I am getting tired of all those pesky seasons, the cold in winter, spring rains and thunderboomers, summer heat and squalls, fall – well, there really isn’t anything wrong with fall – but all those weather events caused by usedtabe nuclear winter, then global warming, now the dreaded climate change. But relief is\u00a0 at hand, the the proposed solution is going to make at least some of you very, very happy.<\/p>\n

The Norwegian University of Science and Technology studied moose in Norwegian forests for several years and concluded that the species have a major effect on vegetation growth and are altering the carbon cycle by dining on tree buds. “Moose are an ecosystem engineer in the forest ecosystem, and strongly impact everything from the species composition and nutrient availability in the forest. A grown animal can eat 50 kilograms of biomass each day during summer,” Gunnar Austrheim, an ecologist at the NTNU University Museum, said in a press release.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yep, it’s moose. Big whacking ungulates (there’s your new word for the day – mean’s “hoofed critter”, so it applies to deer, cattle, horses, pigs, manatees), especially moose, are eating tree saplings and buds, therefore desecrating Holy Forests which are the answers to all our prayers.<\/p>\n

The solution suggested to the latest climate change theory was to balance moose numbers and forest management in an effort to limit CO2 emissions. “We don\u2019t only regulate the amount of animals, we very carefully regulate the proportion of females, males and calves. So there\u2019s a stronger management for moose than for most livestock in Norway,” Francesco Cherubini, director of IndEcol Programme said. “I think as we get more of an understanding of how all these different things are interrelated, land managers could come up with an optimal plan. That could be a much-needed win-win solution for climate, for biodiversity and for timber value.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n

Balance moose numbers… think that means hunting to reduce the herd size. May have to be done with bow and arrow, since evil gunz are a major problem. Oh, ungulates also include rhinoceri and heffalumps<\/del> elephants,because they are endangered and we can’t kill them no matter how much foliage they eat. And yes, all of you doubters must eat dirt, because this supports Occasional Cortex’s (AOC)\u00a0 statement that farting caows are the problem. Whatever the combination, moose chowing down and cows farting – if we just eliminate them, the world will be right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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