{"id":13687,"date":"2009-08-16T16:37:31","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T21:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=13687"},"modified":"2009-08-16T18:27:58","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T23:27:58","slug":"matthis-chiroux-engaged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=13687","title":{"rendered":"Matthis Chiroux engaged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;ve been missing our &#8220;all-Matthis, all-the-time&#8221; format of recent months. We&#8217;ve had our highly-compensated staff of reporters and photographers following him day-in and day-out, waiting for something to report. Until now, there&#8217;s been nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, from their bunker in Manhattan, our crew reports that Matthis is engaged. A photo of Matthis and the comely lass that we here at This Ain&#8217;t Hell agree he richly deserves is below the fold.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/matthis-hearts-ward.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13688\" title=\"matthis-hearts-ward\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/matthis-hearts-ward.jpg\" alt=\"matthis-hearts-ward\" width=\"553\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/matthis-hearts-ward.jpg 553w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/matthis-hearts-ward-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This Ain&#8217;t Hell wishes them all the happiness in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;ve been missing our &#8220;all-Matthis, all-the-time&#8221; format of recent months. We&#8217;ve had our highly-compensated &hellip; <a title=\"Matthis Chiroux engaged\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=13687\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Matthis Chiroux engaged<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,37,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antiwar-crowd","category-ivaw","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}