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I know you’ve been missing our “all-Matthis, all-the-time” format of recent months. We’ve had our highly-compensated staff of reporters and photographers following him day-in and day-out, waiting for something to report. Until now, there’s been nothing.<\/p>\n

Finally, from their bunker in Manhattan, our crew reports that Matthis is engaged. A photo of Matthis and the comely lass that we here at This Ain’t Hell agree he richly deserves is below the fold.<\/p>\n

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\"matthis-hearts-ward\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This Ain’t Hell wishes them all the happiness in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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