{"id":135628,"date":"2023-01-04T12:11:11","date_gmt":"2023-01-04T17:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=135628"},"modified":"2023-01-04T12:14:38","modified_gmt":"2023-01-04T17:14:38","slug":"there-are-sharks-in-the-ocean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=135628","title":{"rendered":"There are Sharks in the Ocean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-135629 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark-500x333.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/shark.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Watchin&#8217; the sun bake all of those tourists covered with oil<\/p>\n<p><\/em><br \/>\nSlow news day today, at least until the Congress Critter Cluster Foxtrot is back on. So slow Fox has broken the stunning news that sharks lack the courtesy to avoid beaches frequented by non-marine mammals. People, in other words. This revelation was exposed via drone video while over a beach at Oz.<\/p>\n<h3>Close call: Drone captures massive shark swimming near unsuspecting beachgoer<\/h3>\n<p><strong><em>Sam Wood captured the video at Hillarys Dog Beach on Dec. 28. He said he was filming about a half-mile away and immediately called officials to inform them of the shark spotting.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>By Chris Oberholtz, FOX Weather<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>HILLARYS, Australia \u2013 A tiger shark was seen swimming within feet of unsuspecting beachgoers with their dogs in Western Australia.<\/p>\n<p>Drone footage posted online Monday showed the outline of the enormous fish close to the shore of Hillarys outside Perth.<\/p>\n<p>Sam Wood captured the video at Hillary&#8217;s Dog Beach on Dec. 28 and shared it on his Wanderlust Flyer Instagram account.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxweather.com\/earth-space\/drone-massive-shark-swimming-australia-beach?cmpid=fn_article_rr_weather_outbrain&#038;dicbo=v1-16fca0b8f8a0f68595ee81d0411ac563-00e17b74303517cbe6bf08cea931e9f870-he2gmylfgq3toljtgrqtsljuhftdeljzgfqwiljtme4dayjsgbqweytgga\">Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tiger shark charges unsuspecting swimmer in chilling drone video | New York Post\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/N1tdmw6foIM\" width=\"500\" height=\"370\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get past Hillary&#8217;s Dog Beach first, then consider: The breathless hyperbole is laughable. The Galeocerdo cuvier in question moseyed over, found the human monumentally disinteresting and lazily departed. Other scenes from the video show similar non-event encounters. Are you sitting down? These happen All. The. Time. We would &#8216;show the flag&#8217; in our helo over summer-time Atlantic coast beaches from Maine to the Keys, my door open and in the gunner&#8217;s belt. I would wave at the beach bunnies and count all the sharks in between swimmers. There were a lot of sharks.<\/p>\n<p>Found this humorous and needed a break from stupid. 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