{"id":13461,"date":"2009-08-11T06:01:03","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T11:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=13461"},"modified":"2014-04-30T15:59:07","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T19:59:07","slug":"spooky-8-the-anal-emission-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=13461","title":{"rendered":"Spooky 8; the anal emission II"},"content":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note; Bob King passed away Monday, April 28, 2014.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You may remember that Blackfive and Uncle Jimbo talked me into reviewing a POS book titled Spooky 8; the Final Mission<\/a> which was supposed to be true-to-life thriller of Army-trained professional killer, Bob King. Well, from pieces of the book, and with the exhaustive sleuthing of our friends at POW Net<\/a>, we were able to track down his military records.<\/p>\n

Now, this might not be the guy, but it’s just too coincidental to be anyone else. Aside from the same name, both Bob Kings (the Bob King in the book and the Bob King from the military records) grew up in, and currently live in Wenatchi<\/del>Wenatchee, Washington, they were both born in 1952, both joined the Army in 1972, both went to basic training in June 1972 at Fort Ord, California. And then they both went to the Basic Airborne Course.<\/p>\n

In the book, he joined the Army with a buddy to go to the 82d Airborne Division, so did this Bob King;<\/p>\n

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But that’s where their paths diverge. Somehow, actual Bob King didn’t make it through jump school. Two weeks after he got there, he was on his way to Fort Sill, OK to be a cannon cocker, but he ends up being a colonel’s driver.<\/p>\n

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Book Bob King, of course, graduated from jump school, was recruited by a nameless covert operations organization while he attended BAC (weren’t we all?) and went on to be the studly killer and mayhem-organizer of Spooky 8 fame. Being a colonel’s driver would be perfect cover for a deadly killer like either Bob King. Those two days AWOL, though, would probably make someone think twice about putting some trust in him. But then, that’s the kind of rebellious behavior we’d expect from Book Bob.<\/p>\n

Book Bob King became a Master Sergeant in three short years, but actual Bob King only made it as far as a Specialist;<\/p>\n

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I’m kind of surprised that either Bob King isn’t a member of Vietnam veterans Against the War since his record is sort of like faux-Ranger Ward Reilly<\/a>. He’s certainly equally qualified as Reilly.<\/p>\n

At his website, Book Bob posts his picture;<\/p>\n

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But this is how I imagine him;<\/p>\n

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By the way, I wrote Bob King an email yesterday and asked him if he had anything he’d like to add. Here’s his response;<\/p>\n

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note; Bob King passed away Monday, April 28, 2014. You may remember that Blackfive and … Spooky 8; the anal emission II<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}