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{"id":133905,"date":"2022-11-22T06:00:42","date_gmt":"2022-11-22T11:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=133905"},"modified":"2022-11-21T18:32:50","modified_gmt":"2022-11-21T23:32:50","slug":"vikings-get-suckered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=133905","title":{"rendered":"Vikings get suckered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-133906 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/VEHJ3XZAOBCDTJOJJIQYZGDAPM.jpeg?resize=300%2C255&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/VEHJ3XZAOBCDTJOJJIQYZGDAPM.jpeg?resize=300%2C255&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/VEHJ3XZAOBCDTJOJJIQYZGDAPM.jpeg?resize=391%2C333&amp;ssl=1 391w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/VEHJ3XZAOBCDTJOJJIQYZGDAPM.jpeg?resize=768%2C653&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/VEHJ3XZAOBCDTJOJJIQYZGDAPM.jpeg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not a National Felons League fan (h\/t to whichever one of you micreants coined that phrase) but one incident Sunday tickled me.<\/p>\n<p>The Minnesota Vikings, whilst getting lambasted 40-3 by the Dallas Cowboys (really? the Cowboys?) got tricked by a &#8220;Salute to Service&#8221; submission on their Jumbotron.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"Paragraph-sc-1tqpf5s-0 kEzXdV body-paragraph body-paragraph\">\u201cWe\u2019re honoring our nation\u2019s service members, veterans, and their families during Sunday\u2019s game against Dallas,\u201d the official Vikings account wrote in the days leading up to Sunday\u2019s game. \u201cShare photos and stories of your loved ones who have served or are currently serving using <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SkolSalute?src=hashtag_click\">#SkolSalute<\/a> for a chance to have them featured on the video board Sunday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"Paragraph-sc-1tqpf5s-0 kEzXdV body-paragraph body-paragraph\">\u201cThis is my cousin Joel who served in the Army,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kylerulz4h\/status\/1593980191088451585\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter user @kylerulz4h wrote<\/a>. \u201cHe has always been an inspiration and someone I look up to for his heroism. He is also a HUGE Vikes fan <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/skolsalute?src=hashtag_click\">#skolsalute<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2022\/11\/21\/vikings-display-porn-star-on-jumbotron-during-salute-to-service\/\">Military Times<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Except&#8230; the picture was porn actor Steven Wolfe, aka Johnny Sins, dressed in what looks like\u00a0 Hollywood-decorated BDUs.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Responses were swift, including one from the featured actor, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnnySins\/status\/1594485560176914432\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">who wrote<\/a>, \u201cHa! that\u2019s awesome!\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Guess Ron Jeremy or the late John Holmes wouldn&#8217;t have looked good in uniform?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not a National Felons League fan (h\/t to whichever one of you micreants coined that phrase) &hellip; <a title=\"Vikings get suckered\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=133905\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vikings get suckered<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":668,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[407,652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-the-stupid-is-strong"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/668"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}